You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
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