mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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