I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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