Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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