Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Someone shattered a urinal.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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