your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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