BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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