Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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