Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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