do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize
