So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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