with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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