Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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