I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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