id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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