we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I got her a Nickelback box set.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
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