It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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