I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Randomize