People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
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