So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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