i don't like sucking hair
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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