p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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