People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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