you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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