I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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