its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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