My brain says no but my pants say off.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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