i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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