How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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