where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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