Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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