how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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