I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
All I want is dick and wine.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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