if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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