But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Where is the hickey?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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