That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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