Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
