we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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