take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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