She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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