Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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