I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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