I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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