I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
