Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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