Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
You're so nebulous sometimes
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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