She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We are all done wearing pants today
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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