My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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