I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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