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I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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