Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
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