I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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