we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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